Monday, February 12, 2018

Manic Monday Bonus--Ask Sif Before You Kill Yourself, Thor!

Uh-oh...Thor's getting broody again!

Mjolnir has been captured by Ulik!!

So what?
So, A) Thor's just a few seconds from reverting to powerless Don Blake, and being stuck on Earth forever; and B) the trolls are attacking Asgard, and just might win if Thor can't get his butt up there!

Goldilocks's solution?



Thor, that is one fucked up plan.

I mean, it's a good question--what happens if you die as Don Blake? Do you even get into Valhalla?

But this is probably not the right time or place for such queries.

Especially since maybe you should have remembered that your companion has the power to teleport your ass to Asgard?


D'oh!

So, while Thor contemplates his suicidal stupidity, let's enjoy some Kirby teleportation!

Duuuudes...

From Thor #139 (1967)

3 comments:

Warren JB said...

Sorry, Jane who...?

George Chambers said...

Jeez, Thor really fell apart like wet cardboard when he lost his hammer in those days, didn't he? I imagine Sif might have something to say along the following lines:

"Art thou thunder god or merest mouse? Didst thou lose thy golden apples alongside Mjolnir? Fie! The youngest Asgardian child doth not whine so shamefully! Mayhap I can find some raiment in mine own wardrobe that wouldst suit thee better than that of Asgard's finest warrior!"

SallyP said...

George, that is sheer poetry.