Wednesday, July 1, 2015

How To Make The Perfect Jurassic Park Movie!!

The one way that Jurassic World could have been a better movie?

Admit it--that would have you in line to see the film everyday for the rest of your life!!

There's another thing they could do with the franchise. If you accept the "scientific" premise--mosquitoes who ate dinosaur blood get trapped in amber, and can be used to clone dinosaurs--then there's one more place you can go with it:

There must be mosquitoes who ate caveman blood and got trapped in amber, right? So we can clone cavemen!!

So Jurassic Park 5 can feature...

...Dinosaurs Versus Caveman!!

(With rocket ships, of course!)

From Unknown Worlds #47 (1966)

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