Thursday, August 12, 2010

A Humble Request

Dear Lois,

Please stop writing books that tell super-villains how to f#$% up my s^&*.





Seriously, are you trying to get me killed?? I mean, I know it's just Weather Wizard, but now I know where Luthor keeps getting those death trap ideas from.

Maybe you could write books about Green Lantern Corps and yellow, or J'onn J'onzz and fire next.

Love,

Superman

From Action Comics #441 (1974).

2 comments:

notintheface said...

And what was Weather Wizard expecting Supes to do AFTER the black lightning wore off and he saw he killed Flash? Say "Boy, you really got me, Mark." and just fly off? The Wizard would be lucky to eat solid food again.

Lazarus Lupin said...

Even given the rules.. 1) murderous rage, 2) kill the person next to you, there's a slight problem. A person in a murderous rage isn't going to be concerned with how much force is being used. Even if Superman concentrates on Flash there's a great chance that the sheer physcial energy would be enough to kill everyone in the city. Our weather wizard is five feet away... not good.